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And the Funniest Fake Athlete Twitter Account Goes To…
Posted on18. Nov, 2009 by Keith Becker.
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Everyone knows Jay Cutler is a douche bag. Everyone knows that Mike Dunleavy is a terrible coach. Everyone knows Al Davis is off his rocker. And everyone knows that if JaMarcus Russell spent half as much time practicing football as he did eating, he might actually be a good quarterback.
We always joke about athletes and [...]
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Broncos Repeatedly Try to Give Away Game, Ducks Want None of It; Inevitably Ends In Loss.
Posted on04. Sep, 2009 by Keith Becker.
That was an absolutely pathetically awful, terrible, horrible, no good very bad game. There I said it. Wait, there’s more: ghastly, atrocious, hideous. Sorry I had to get it out of my system. Basically, there are not enough anti-superlatives in the dictionary to describe how poorly the Ducks played last night.
To sum up, it basically [...]
